I've noticed a couple birds in commercials recently. Time to tell you how crappy they all are.
Mountain Dew - Dale Earnhardt Jr. Call
Just a couple of dudes out duck hunting. One guy blows his duck call indiscriminately and gets no response. Frustrating! His hunt-bro has other plans. He breaks out his gas-spewing Dale Call and gives is a rev. Out of nowhere, Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s car plows into the swamp! It's a clear violation of the Clean Water Act, but don't worry about that, he does a bunch of donuts! It'd be funny if they just shot him.
When Dale's car comes careening into the swamp he destroys the lives of a ton of birds, who fly like crazy to avoid being smashed to death. The birds are all flying blurs and I don't know what kind of birds they are, sorry.
Verizon - "Up and Away" Commercial
A dude has covered himself in bird seed and is standing out on his patio, while his wife surfs the internet. Married life, am I right?? But seriously, this dude is pretty cool. I would do that. Plus, it works!