My dad gave me a hanging birdfeeder for Christmas. Great gift, right?
No. The greatest.
I haven't hung the thing up yet, but if the tag is any indication, this is the best birdfeeder ever made. Take a close look at the picture below. Not only will this feeder attract birds that are unknown to science, but it will bring them in WITHOUT EVEN NEEDING TO FILL IT WITH BIRDSEED.
Thanks, Dad. You're the best.