I've noticed a couple birds in commercials recently. Time to tell you how crappy they all are.
Mountain Dew - Dale Earnhardt Jr. Call
Just a couple of dudes out duck hunting. One guy blows his duck call indiscriminately and gets no response. Frustrating! His hunt-bro has other plans. He breaks out his gas-spewing Dale Call and gives is a rev. Out of nowhere, Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s car plows into the swamp! It's a clear violation of the Clean Water Act, but don't worry about that, he does a bunch of donuts! It'd be funny if they just shot him.
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